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Freelance Copywriter. (Somehow this is a real job)


Hi, I'm Andrew - a freelance writer who helps businesses sound less like robots and more like actual people. If you've ever stared at a blinking cursor for 2 hours and called it "creative process", we'll probably get along.


About Me


Here's the deal: I like writing. You probably don't. Or maybe you do, but all your sentences sound like a corporate chatbot that's trying its best.I write copy that sounds like you on a good day, after coffee, but before existential dread kicks in. No buzzwords. No guru energy. Just words that sound good and make sense.I've written for coaches, creatives and small businesses and I work from my laptop, powered by coffee, and I'm probably procrastinating by writing this right now.


Things I can help you with


Website copy - So your homepage doesn't say "welcome to our website" like it's 2004.
Sales pages - No hype. Just thoughtful, conversion friendly copy that makes your offer make sense.
Emails - Welcome emails, launches, and newsletters that sound like you.
Other stuff - Taglines, bios, brand messaging - If it involves writing, I can probably help.


Testimonial


Suman Randhawa - Sales and Messaging consultant.Founder - @iamsumanrandhawa"Andrew wrote three emails for me, of the three emails, day one got the highest ever open rate of any emails I have ever sent to my audience, and all three days got the highest ever click through rates."See full video testimonial on my instagram.


Want to work together?


If you need words, I can help.
If you just want to stalk my work before deciding, that's cool too.
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